The True Gamer Joke

If you can remember all 386 pokemon and what they can do, but you can't remember when you last ate, you might be a true gamer.

If you can remember all the locations in every single game you have ever played in your life, but you can't remember your own name or birthday, you might be a true gamer.

If you take your girlfriend on a first date to the video game store to pick up your latest game instead of going to dinner, you might be a true gamer.

If you think that 7up is the number of lives you get in a Kirby game, you might be a true gamer.

If you hear 61 and think of Metal Gear Solid, you might be a true gamer.

If you try to use your wireless controller to control your pet, you might be a true gamer.

If you spend your entire paycheck on video games and systems, you might be a true gamer.

If you believe that you are related to the main character in a game, you might be a true gamer.

If you think ax + by + c = BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!, you might be a true gamer.

If you communicate with someone in Al Bhed, you might be a true gamer.

If you know what Al Bhed is, you might be a true gamer.

If you beg your parents for a phone line for your video game system instead of your phone, you might be a true gamer.

If your only trip out of your house (or your room) is to get a video game, you might be a true gamer.

If you drive your car like you do on Grand Theft Auto, you might be a true gamer.

If you think a French guy is talking about your new system when he says "Wi", you might be a true gamer.

If you think that elderly people on bikes will give you 50 bonus points if you run them over, you might be a true gamer.

If you try to shoot nonexistent missles out of your car to blow someone off the road for cutting you off, you might be a true gamer.

If you press the reset button on your system, hoping it will reset your life, you might be a true gamer.

If you think that death is the only solution to your problems and you believe that your friend will revive you with a phoenix down, you might be a ture gamer.

If you've ever tried to make your character shoot your opponent in real life, you might be a true gamer.

If you try to use the Super Scope as a real gun to shoot your friend with, you might be a true gamer.

If you hit your friend with a baseball bat thinking you'll knock him off the "stage", you might be a true gamer.

If you believe that there is a respawn point in RL or that you always run faster with a knife in your hand, you might be a true gamer (or FPS Doug).

If you believe the solution to your clown problems is to blow off thier head, you might be a true gamer.

If you press up up down right left right L1 L2 R1 R2 Start on your controller to use a cheat for your test in school, you might be a true gamer.

If you see a cardboard box, and you try to hide in it to sneak up on someone, you might be a true gamer.

If you create Wrestlers in a game that look like your friends, you and your favorite anime and video game characters, you might be a true gamer (or just really, really obsessed).

If you tell your swords to be quiet when they can't even talk, you might be a true gamer.

If you point a gun at your enemy with your friend doing the same and you say "Jackpot!", you might be a true gamer.

If you have a sudden fear of Jackals and of computer chips, you might be a true gamer.

If you ask someone how there bike is tuned, whether it's for speed or for power or explosiveness, you might be a true gamer.

If you create a whole website based around one video game character, you might be a true gamer.

If you go to someone's birthday party and all you do is play their games, you might be a true gamer.

If you're playing a game and your friends are making wierd noises and moaning and you don't turn around, you might be a true gamer.  (This one happened to me)

If you create a series of you might be a true gamer jokes to make fun of your own life, you might be a true gamer.


That's the end of Volume 1...